Mon
Apr
19
Sloan: I thought for sure you’d be married by now.
Gregory: *ahem*
Ellen: Oh, we broke up pretty quickly actually.
Sloan: What the fuck? You… you broke up. You broke up with me so you could be together.
Ellen: Well, it’s complicated Sloan.
Sloan: No it isn’t. You guys love each other right?
Ellen: We did.
Sloan: It doesn’t go away.
Gregory: Oh yeah, it can.
Ellen: It’s different when you’re older.
Sloan: That’s bullshit!
Gregory: No, Sloan, honestly we’re just… we’re a couple of losers, that’s all.
Ellen: We’re miserable. Both of us.
Gregory: Happily.
Ellen: Really.
Sloan: You guys are so obviously meant to be together! So obvious it pisses me off, alright? What the fuck, just deal with it! You fucking broke my heart Ellen, alright? But I knew you were right. I mean, come on!
Gregory: *ahem*
Ellen: Oh, we broke up pretty quickly actually.
Sloan: What the fuck? You… you broke up. You broke up with me so you could be together.
Ellen: Well, it’s complicated Sloan.
Sloan: No it isn’t. You guys love each other right?
Ellen: We did.
Sloan: It doesn’t go away.
Gregory: Oh yeah, it can.
Ellen: It’s different when you’re older.
Sloan: That’s bullshit!
Gregory: No, Sloan, honestly we’re just… we’re a couple of losers, that’s all.
Ellen: We’re miserable. Both of us.
Gregory: Happily.
Ellen: Really.
Sloan: You guys are so obviously meant to be together! So obvious it pisses me off, alright? What the fuck, just deal with it! You fucking broke my heart Ellen, alright? But I knew you were right. I mean, come on!
Slings and Arrows
I suddenly have new respect for Sloan.