You need to be a human being to be really stupid.
That's about it.
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They say the eyes are the mirrors of one's soul. I wonder, if that's true, then when get into one of my "moods" does any one still see me?
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Sweets make me feel good. And different too. And people either get amused or annoyed with me after.
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Credit for the headshot goes to whangster from deviantart.
what’s wrong here?
Try to find the error. It’s impossible.
AAA
BBB
CCC
DDD
EEE
FFF
GGG
HHH
III
JJJ
KKK
LLL
MMM
NNN
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PPP
QQQ
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WWW
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Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.
I got it.
got it.
Ooh. Saw it.
(Source: sweetxbabyy, via cymumbles)
Who wants Tibet they ordered pizza instead?
Well, if it were me I’d rather just crack some eggs and a pat of butter in Japan.
(Source: evenifitdidnthappen, via standinginthewings)
A Laurel Burch designer pillow. I’m boned.
[biotv.]
The Nwk photo department.
Perennial companion, Michael Cunningham’s The Hours.
Speakers.
Garden Shears. HAHAHAHA.
(Source: thedailywhat, via makshimillian)
HARRY POTTER A-Z
Let’s see how far this can go.
A- Alohomora
B-Blast Ended Skrewt
C- Crucio
D- Dobby
E - Engorgement Charm
F - Firebolt
G - Gellart Grindlewald
H - Harry Potter
I- Ignatius Peverell
J - JK Rowling
K - Katie Bell.
L - Lumos
M - Marauder’s Map
N - Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests = N.E.W.Ts
(via makshimillian)
(via hellyeahvannahbanana)
Andros The Avenger
I sound more of a Marvel character.
I tried using “Maximillian Brillantes” and it gave me:
Sir Hevling Von Humperdink
I got Crispin V Cold.
Gerber, if that doesn’t scream Slytherin I don’t know what does. Haha.
Gregory: *ahem*
Ellen: Oh, we broke up pretty quickly actually.
Sloan: What the fuck? You… you broke up. You broke up with me so you could be together.
Ellen: Well, it’s complicated Sloan.
Sloan: No it isn’t. You guys love each other right?
Ellen: We did.
Sloan: It doesn’t go away.
Gregory: Oh yeah, it can.
Ellen: It’s different when you’re older.
Sloan: That’s bullshit!
Gregory: No, Sloan, honestly we’re just… we’re a couple of losers, that’s all.
Ellen: We’re miserable. Both of us.
Gregory: Happily.
Ellen: Really.
Sloan: You guys are so obviously meant to be together! So obvious it pisses me off, alright? What the fuck, just deal with it! You fucking broke my heart Ellen, alright? But I knew you were right. I mean, come on!
Slings and Arrows
I suddenly have new respect for Sloan.
Chin up, Hamlet
Buck up, you melancholy Dane
So your uncle is a cad
Who murdered Dad and married Mum
That’s really no excuse to be as glum as you’ve become
So wise up, Hamlet
Rise up, Hamlet
Hop up and sing a new refrain
Your incessant monologizing fills the castle with ennui
Your antic disposition is embarrassing to see
And by the way, you sulky brat, the answer is “TO BE”!
You’re driving poor Ophelia insane
So shut up, you rogue and peasant
Grow up, it’s most unpleasant
Cheer up, you melancholy Dane Slings and Arrows
Nahum: Ah, no show tonight. Cancelled.
Kate: But I’m only half an hour late and I’m just third fairy!
Nahum: You haven’t heard?
Kate: Heard what?
Nahum: Oh, my dear… Oliver Welles, he died last night.
Kate: What? So I’m not fired? Slings and Arrows

